ludwiginsexyuniforms:

This is a very important book…..

coltongillies:

igohardinovertime:

this has to be the worst picture ever taken of a football player 

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i think you mean the best

phemiec:

I’m so impressed by girls who can put together a really cute outfit and do their hair and makeup really nice every single day like if I manage to shower and eat breakfast it’s a damn victory

larabarakara:

I was studying in my room, turned around to grab something and saw this.

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So, basically, this is not my cat. 

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But she’s all like chillin’ in my bed like she pays rent or smth.

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 How the fuck did she even got into the freaking house. 

spockward:

hey you wanna do a fun prank we can hold hands and cuddle and makeout and make everyone think we’re dating it will be so hilarious

gaydirectioner:

When I’m listening to Beyoncé in my car and one of my friends tells me to change it

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blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

smoochums:

i just wanna be tumblr popular enough 2 get ppl to draw me as a magical girl

humancomputer:

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television